Nixon The Dictator review

This titanic timepiece looks like a miniature guitar amp on a wristband and we love it. Its Street Fighter II special move is a built-in voice recorder. Dictator – get it?

Pressing a button on the side turns on the recorder and allows tracking of your witless ramblings. Not as multifunctional as a secretary but more discreet. Shame there’s no headphone socket though.

This watch gets top marks for combining retro style with futuristic purpose. We want one.